Posts by Calebs Airplane

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Pumping up Field Service Time to the Billions of Hours

by RayPublisher in

we know that wt has been inflating the hours spent for a long time so that their "growth" looks good on paper and for bragging rights.

here is a quote from the 2008 km:.

*** km 9/08 p. 3 question box ***.

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New arrangement for June...

During Saturday morning Field Service activities, publishers may now count up to 30 minutes for time spent drinking coffee at Starbucks or Dunkin Doughnuts as long as they have at least two magazines visible at all times. These magazines may be held in one hand while drinking your coffee with the other hand. Also, these magazines may not be more than 2 months old. Alternatively, you may wish to have Bible discussions with your car group while having coffee at these establishments as long as this conversation can be heard at the next table or tables. It will be a conscience matter whether you believe the next table has heard your theocratic conversation sufficiently to count 30 minutes of time. If you have any questions about this loving arrangement by the Faithful and Discreet Slave, please speak to your congregation's sevice overseer.

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A New Video - Helping kids get ready for service

by sosoconfused in

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/lets-go-in-service/.

it all seems so playful and cutsie wootsie to an insider i suppose, i am seeing posts all over facebook about how this is just what my kid needs.. this is truly proper food at the proper time blah blah blah blomit blomit vomit vomit... the funniest part is however is that it cuts out at the end by saying "let's practice what you are going to say".. .

why not make the video longer and discuss how you can get an idea for a 6 year old on how to talk to a grown person about how they are going to die unless you study the bible with me..

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Noticed how she pulled a WT rag out of thin air? ... Much like the GB pulls BS out of thin air...

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Has Your Heart and Mind Changed About Hiring JWs To Fill Job Openings?

by ÁrbolesdeArabia in

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if you own a company or small business, will you hire a jw over a non-jw?

did you find jws more productive than non-jws and more honest and outgoing for your business expansion?

the watchtower tries to state that jws are in high demand because of their honesty, you think the world is smarting up and realizing they are just regular people who follow men?

Calebs Airplane

I supervise a JW employee who used to request permission to go assemblies. After he found out that I no longer go to meetings, he began to call in sick to go to assemblies and other dub events, parties, etc.. he has the worst attendance record of all employees

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How many hours regular pioneers preach every month?

by Iamallcool in

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is it currently 70 hours?

?.

Calebs Airplane

Actually, that goes against Jesus' strict instructions given to the Watchtower in 1943 (see The Watchtower, July 1, 1943)

The Lord breaks down our organization instructions further and makes them more practicable buy further instructing us through his "faithful and wise servant." He says, 'Let us assign the field, the world, to special pioneers, regular pioneers and companies of Jehovah's witnesses in an orderly way, sufficient for everyone to thoroughly witness therein, and let us place upon each one the responsibility of caring for the new World interests in these respective assignments. He says the requirements for special pioneers shall be 175 hours and 50 back-calls per month, which should develop into a reasonable number of studies; and for regular pioneers 150 hours and as many back-calls and studies as can be properly developed during that time. And for company publishers he says, 'Let us make a quota of 60 hours and 12 back-calls and at least one study a week for each publisher.' These directions come to us from the Lord through his established agency directing what is required of us; and, for those who really love the Lord are are guided by his counsel, that is a reasonable service requirement. This expression of the Lord's will should be the end of all controversy. It is for your good that these requirements are made; for thereby you are enable to prove your integrity and magnify the Lord's name.

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"Good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth.."

by Calebs Airplane in

questions from readers.... according to the 8 delusional clowns in the tower, when/how will matthew 24:14 be fulfilled?.

a) when at least 1 person in each country is witnessed to.. b) when at least 51% of the earth's total inhabitants are witnessed to regardless of where they reside or what borders separate them.. c) when they have repeatedly covered the same territories in "christian" countries with enough frequency to compensate for their ineffectiveness in reaching people in "non-christian" countries.. d) when at least 51% of each country's inhabitants obtain internet access thereby allowing them to feast on the spiritual food found only at jw.org.. e) when at least 1 pamphlet is placed in each city on the planet that has 1,000 or more inhabitants.. before i continue, do any of these choices come close to what you've heard from a dub near you?

please do share....

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wha happened... this is just a short list of speculative nonsense I've heard from some delusional dubs in the past 30 years...

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"Good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth.."

by Calebs Airplane in

questions from readers.... according to the 8 delusional clowns in the tower, when/how will matthew 24:14 be fulfilled?.

a) when at least 1 person in each country is witnessed to.. b) when at least 51% of the earth's total inhabitants are witnessed to regardless of where they reside or what borders separate them.. c) when they have repeatedly covered the same territories in "christian" countries with enough frequency to compensate for their ineffectiveness in reaching people in "non-christian" countries.. d) when at least 51% of each country's inhabitants obtain internet access thereby allowing them to feast on the spiritual food found only at jw.org.. e) when at least 1 pamphlet is placed in each city on the planet that has 1,000 or more inhabitants.. before i continue, do any of these choices come close to what you've heard from a dub near you?

please do share....

Calebs Airplane

Thanks Zound... so you're going with choice "a" ???

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"Good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth.."

by Calebs Airplane in

questions from readers.... according to the 8 delusional clowns in the tower, when/how will matthew 24:14 be fulfilled?.

a) when at least 1 person in each country is witnessed to.. b) when at least 51% of the earth's total inhabitants are witnessed to regardless of where they reside or what borders separate them.. c) when they have repeatedly covered the same territories in "christian" countries with enough frequency to compensate for their ineffectiveness in reaching people in "non-christian" countries.. d) when at least 51% of each country's inhabitants obtain internet access thereby allowing them to feast on the spiritual food found only at jw.org.. e) when at least 1 pamphlet is placed in each city on the planet that has 1,000 or more inhabitants.. before i continue, do any of these choices come close to what you've heard from a dub near you?

please do share....

Calebs Airplane

Questions From Readers...

According to the 8 delusional clowns in the Tower, when/how will Matthew 24:14 be fulfilled?

a) When at least 1 person in each country is witnessed to.

b) When at least 51% of the Earth's total inhabitants are witnessed to regardless of where they reside or what borders separate them.

c) When they have repeatedly covered the same territories in "christian" countries with enough frequency to compensate for their ineffectiveness in reaching people in "non-christian" countries.

d) When at least 51% of each country's inhabitants obtain internet access thereby allowing them to feast on the spiritual food found only at jw.org.

e) When at least 1 pamphlet is placed in each city on the planet that has 1,000 or more inhabitants.

Before I continue, do any of these choices come close to what you've heard from a Dub near you? Please do share...

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Is the average age of a J.W going up???

by karter in

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as atleast 65% of young ones are dropping out,are the j.w's getting older??.

in the inner city congro's were it is expensive to live there is not alot of young ones in the congro's there,seems the average in them is going up and up.. karter..

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Joe134cd

True. They need to focus on youth. Otherwise, the WT will see a sharp decline in membership over the next 3 or 4 decades. However, it appears they have practically given up on teens and are now focusing on pre-teens with cartoon video clips, connect-the-dots, coloring books and other stupidity... Soon, all of that nonsense will get old and they'll need to find a completely different approach... But its clear that the Brooklyn brass are becoming increasingly clueless when it comes to handling their youth retention issue.

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Did the Watchtower's Lawyer Lie In This Business Article On Insurance?

by ÁrbolesdeArabia in

http://www.businessinsurance.com/article/20040104/issue01/100013940# .

insurance companies must weigh the risk of hiring a loose lip jw, the watchtower had the nerve to have their legal counsel reply to this author with this bogus statement about the problem dr. bullock had with is loose lip book-keeper who ran to the elders when she read the patients file after the sister was raped and came down with a std.

the sister who ran to the elders had no desire to approach the sister who was raped, she assumed the sister had sex with seven men and decided her "feet were quick to rush to do bad".

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there is no policy forcing members to report sinful acts or divulge private information

BUT...

there are manipulative techniques outlined in the secret elder’s manual designed to coerce Jehovah’s Witnesses into confessing their sins...

... also, everyone has to fill out a publishers card, don't they?

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goodbye AAWA--good luck

by bigmac in

i'm out.

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seems they didnt like me posting this.

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AAWA - Arrogant Adversaries of Willing Allies ??